More like ‘oh, no,’ actually.
Seeing as your Bookwitch has left the country again (that’s England), it might be appropriate to look at what awaits the hopeful immigrant north of the border.
Theoretically, at least, us foreigners seem to know a lot more about all kinds of things than the natives do. But there are limits. (Surely you can’t deep fry a …?)
I recently took a small sample of the – possibly – future Scottish citizen test, and well… It didn’t go that well.
Do you think they will allow me in with 11 out of 16?
(The odd thing is that I can now see 17 questions, but I am very sure I got 11 out of 16.)
As long as no one kisses me.