I want a bus like the one Eoin’s got! Have you seen the bus he’s currently travelling round America in?
And that’s not the only thing that’s unfair. The Americans get the new Artemis Fowl before we do. (I know, I’ve already read it, but that’s not the point.) They also get Eoin Colfer before we do. He is touring the US for two weeks, in a bus, making a daily vlog as well.
That’s how we know what it’s like. The bus. It’s wonderful. I want one. Or did I already say that? It beats a broom any day.
Oh, to be a rich and successful writer. And I don’t even like travelling by bus.